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  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    Jennifer’s Body (2009) is one of most misunderstood and under appreciated movies of all time; and I’m going to tell you why because I’m sick of butthurt boys telling me it’s not.

    This film’s reception, not the film itself, is a prime example of the suppression of female voices. Easily one of the worst marketing failures ever, this movie was sold to the complete opposite demographic than what the creator had intended. It’s so unbelievably ironic how a movie mocking…

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  • Drinking Buddies

    Drinking Buddies


    I really should be working on my research paper that’s due this week, but I couldn’t suppress my insatiable hunger for Olivia Wilde, so here we are.

    This movie was pretty enjoyable. The dialogue and character writing is realistic; I really believed that these are real people. Overall, it’s a nice little mumblecore that is great if you don’t feel like putting energy into watching.

  • TRON: Legacy

    TRON: Legacy


    “Behold! The son of our maker!”

    This movie could have been perfection if Joseph fucking Kosinski didn’t direct it. Wasted potential. The dialogue, the editing, it’s all slightly and unnervingly off. Oh, yea, and Olivia Wilde’s haircut in this is essentially a hate crime. WHY ARE HER BANGS UNEVEN? I know Disney is talking about making a third movie with a different director, thank god. I don’t even know why I hate Joseph Kosinski so much, I just do.


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  • Ratatouille: The TikTok Musical

    Ratatouille: The TikTok Musical

    DAWG WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS ON LETTERBOXD? Every day we stray further away from God.

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time


    Currently thinking about all the 13 year-old Tom Holland and Sebastian Stan fangirls that are going to watch this not knowing anything about it and never recover from it.