Lonnie

Lonnie

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i watch a lot of #horror movies!!

★★★★★ - love
★★★★ - really like
★★★ - like
★★ - don't hate
★ - dislike
½ - hate

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  • Koko-di Koko-da

    Koko-di Koko-da

    ½

    oh my god fuck off with this!! i watched the last half at 2.5x speed and i’m not sorry.

  • Saw 3D

    Saw 3D

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    saw is one of my favorite horror series, but it is absolutely a situation where the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. saw 7 might be one of the weaker entries, but i love the series' stubborn dedication to its convoluted plot and character drama – even if it has to maintain that via constant retcons and twists that sometimes amount to nothing more than just straight-up lying to the audience.

    there's a lot to say about…

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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    edit: please stop liking this review, i don't want to see the poster on my profile page anymore LOL

    there's a part in this movie where this self-proclaimed "nice guy" won't shut up about his novel and to really own him, the girl serving the "justice" on anonymous creeps tells him his book sounds like shit. like it's not enough for him to have taken her home piss drunk, pressured her into doing drugs, and tried to take advantage of…

  • Garden State

    Garden State

    there's a part in this movie where a lady says she takes too long to eat her lucky charms so she just ends up with a bowl of pink milk. lucky charms milk doesn't turn pink, it turns green. this is bad writing. when they tell you to write from experience, this is the kind of thing they're really talking about. bad writing, bad movie.