"There was a lot more jizz than I was expecting."
"How much were you expecting?"
"Well, none, so any is a lot really.
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The Green Knight 2021
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Jupiter Ascending 2015
This is big, dumb, space opera fun. A small glimpse at an impossibly huge universe, but I hope they leave it at that.
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Cloud Atlas 2012
Pretty bad honestly. Kept wondering why The Hitcher from The Mighty Boosh was tormenting Tom Hanks.