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  • The Color of Pomegranates

    The Color of Pomegranates

    ★★★★

    aesthetically a 5, plot wise a 2??? idk I'm too dumb for art house and it's past my bedtime. also like, I'm not sure how you can even rate abstract art, doesn't that go against the point?

  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    ★★½

    more lgbt rep than most movies tbh.

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  • The Pest

    The Pest

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    even the pest succumbs to bury your gays :(

  • Underworld

    Underworld

    I was really really high when I watched this and got so overwhelmed that
    I had to mute the movie (not pause) and watch perfect tea time videos of ferdinand von aegir from fire emblem: three houses to calm down but I got too emotional and started to cry.

    this movie is bad and horny, and it's sorta racist.