City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold ★★

The first 30 minutes are, no joke, a Billy Crystal sex farce where he's desperately trying to bust his nut on his 40th birthday.

Saddle up, partners - because after that horror recedes to the background, you're in store for a 'wacky' treasure hunt comedy without the laughs.

This is a textbook example of why hit comedies shouldn't have sequels.

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