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  • Never Hike in the Snow

    Never Hike in the Snow

    β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

    This is what Friday the 13th would look like if it actually had a compelling story and likable characters, not those horny teenagers that I barely care about.

    Never Hike In The Snow had visually decent kills, stunning cinematography, and sprinkled in with a little bit of drama.

    Watched in YouTube.

  • Never Hike Alone

    Never Hike Alone

    β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

    The fact that a fan-made film had a higher rating than most of the movies in the entire F13 franchise just goes to show how well made Never Hike Alone is.

    Plot-wise, it's nothing special but still managed to look very professional courtesy of amazing cinematography and makeup effects. As well as references to the original that I'm sure a fan would appreciate.


    Full Movie: https://youtu.be/7K_wkQSM8xM

    Kill Count by Dead Meat James: https://youtu.be/6781XugwQrA

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  • 5 Centimeters per Second

    5 Centimeters per Second

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    "Each moment felt heavy with evil intent. I could feel the time slowly creep over me. All I could do then was brace myself and grit my teeth to force back my tears."

    It really do be like that sometimes.

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

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    I finally gathered all of my patience to watch Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey. To be completely honest, I tried watching it months ago and I find it way too boring so I ended up not finishing it. But now, after finally sitting through the entirety of it, I feel dumb for mocking how slow its pacing is when in reality it actually had a decent runtime and pacing.

    This is my second feature film from Kubrick, next to The…