Favorite films

  • Assault on Precinct 13
  • Prince of Darkness
  • Dark Star
  • Escape from L.A.

Recent activity

  • Spirited Away


  • High-Rise Invasion


  • The Ward


  • Ghosts of Mars


Recent reviews

  • The Ward

    The Ward


    felt like a misfire when I was viewing it in the same vein as Suspiria (which it does seem to be trying to emulate) but without the lighting and colors to enhance the atmosphere (standout for Argento, should have been commonplace for Carpenter?), then when the twist happened it felt like my eyes were opened and actually I'd been seeing a totally different movie than I thought I had been watching and now idk what to think? I feel a…

  • Ghosts of Mars

    Ghosts of Mars


    Planet of the Vampires meets Walter Hill only not really because this is just 100% classic Carpenter, rehashing thematic, visual, narrative elements from like half of his filmography while breaking new (ish) ground with high concept Sci Fi horror (rather than Horror sci fi). the sets are gorgeous, the soundtrack is incredible, the cast is amazing, the fights are epic, the explosions are layered on top of each other a hundred times but you've earned it buddy. just an awesome time all around

Popular reviews

  • Incel



    can we end this 'incels are just spergs who need a friend' meme? also imagine making a movie about incels where the focus is the extremely minute possibility that they may become mass shooters (yeah, I've heard of Elliot Rodgers! we've all heard of Elliot Rodgers! you're doing an Elliot Rodgers thing in your movie? spooky! edgy! gripping!), rather than the very real and very widespread misogyny, sexual perversion, and pedophilia inherent to these communities. great job getting basically no…

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story


    the only reasons people seem to be giving this 4.5s and 5s:

    - their parents went through a divorce or they had a messy breakup and it's #relatable
    - they had low expectations for a Noah Baumbach movie and were pleasantly surprised he exceeded them
    - they were impressed by Scarlett Johansson being not terrible this time
    - they're horny for Adam Driver

    none of you will remember this movie in 3 months

    edit: it's been less than 3 months and this is no longer on the Letterboxd Top 250. @ all my haters get rekt