Just a guy who loves movies, especially good ones (sometimes bad ones), pretending to know stuff!

Favorite films

  • The Handmaiden
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The Haunting of Hill House
  • Parasite

Recent activity

  • Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two


  • The Lost Language of Cranes


  • Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One


  • Sorry Angel


Recent reviews

  • Zombieland: Double Tap

    Zombieland: Double Tap


    Not very funny and extremely predictable but the cast is giving it their all and who doesn't love some good zombie gore.

  • Halloween



    Watching people be murdered should not be this boring.

    I tried writing a real review but just could not put my thoughts together so here are a few points on why I disliked this movie so much

    - Idiotic characters (seriously, the two characters we start the movie with are THE WORST)
    - Exposition is not a substitute for character development
    - Cheap kills are not a substitute for suspense
    - Uninteresting characters
    - A slasher movie should be inventive…

Popular reviews

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    I want Goddess Charlize to beat me up with her robot arm

  • Sunset Boulevard

    Sunset Boulevard


    I knew the plot. I knew the twists. I knew the characters. The entire film was spoiled for me before I even knew what it was. As one would expect, Hollywood simply cannot leave well enough alone and with a story as iconic as this one, of course, it would be beaten to death with endless regurgitation and references. So you would think already knowing the entire film without having actually seen it would diminish any sense of surprise or…