Just a guy who loves movies, especially good ones (sometimes bad ones), pretending to know stuff!
Watching people be murdered should not be this boring.
I tried writing a real review but just could not put my thoughts together so here are a few points on why I disliked this movie so much
- Idiotic characters (seriously, the two characters we start the movie with are THE WORST)
- Exposition is not a substitute for character development
- Cheap kills are not a substitute for suspense
- Uninteresting characters
- A slasher movie should be inventive…
I knew the plot. I knew the twists. I knew the characters. The entire film was spoiled for me before I even knew what it was. As one would expect, Hollywood simply cannot leave well enough alone and with a story as iconic as this one, of course, it would be beaten to death with endless regurgitation and references. So you would think already knowing the entire film without having actually seen it would diminish any sense of surprise or…