I WOULDNT SUCK YOUR LOUSY DICK IF I WAS SUFFOCATING AND THERE WAS OXYGEN IN YOUR BALLS!!!!!!

Asexual Jeff Bridges Moodboard

“There is nothing that’s better for a city than a dense population of angry homosexuals.”

A Manifesto for Pretentiousness and Cynicism.... exactly what I’ve been needing in life! Although I do have one massive complaint which is that 3.5 hours is not nearly enough time to be listening to Fran Lebowitz speak.

The movie ended... and it cut to black.... and the theater was completely silent.... becuase it was soo good.... and from the distant back of the theater.... an unseen emotional Gay let out a whimper.... “yas Gaga.”

I’m blonde I’m skinny I’m rich and I’m a little bit of a bitch