Want to know what it's like to watch a movie with me? I'm the one that goes, "Ugh, I love that shot!" spontaneously. (Like my reviews.)

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  • Defending Jacob

    Defending Jacob


    *random shot of a bald man in prison from the back of his head*

    Me: J.K. Simmons, is that you?

  • Tenet




    You're telling me, Christopher Nolan had the opportunity to create a buddy spy thriller romantic comedy between Robert Pattinson and John David Washington and this is what he gave us instead?

    I'll remember this.

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  • Dr. Seuss' The Grinch Musical

    Dr. Seuss' The Grinch Musical


    *me taking two Advil before viewing* "I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing."

  • Halloween



    13:47, 15:56, 23:37, 42:01, 46:17, 54:13, 1:03:12, 1:06:17, 1:16:39, 1:16:55, 1:22:20, 1:25:45

    Obviously, I’ve been watching a lot of scary movies this month. Even though I have been creeped out and freaked out by some of them I haven’t been legitimately scared enough to not use the bathroom or go to the kitchen for food. This finally did the trick for me though. That music alone was enough to scare me and basically turn on all the lights by the…