Want to know what it's like to watch a movie with me? I'm the one that goes, "Ugh, I love that shot!" spontaneously.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
After reading Macbeth: Damn, that was pretty dark. There’s no way you could make this anymore violent.
Joel Coen: Let’s show Duncan’s death, slit Macbeth’s head clean off and have it be carried around and what else…oh how about we burn some children on fire?
Me: Who hurt you?
Ah Christmastime….the smell of chestnuts roasting on an open fire, holiday cheer filling the hearts of people everywhere, and of course the magical moment of sharing shrooms with a talking fox while you head off to a green chapel to find a knight who’s head you lopped off exactly a year ago, but only after the spirit of you mother watches you come all over a magical green sash. Tis’ the season.