RIP Bee, you were too good for this world. And this sequel.
I have to get this review down before I forget all about the movie.
One night, Danielle Moonstar (Blu Hunt)'s quaint reservation is destroyed, and her father is killed by a monster. She wakes up in a mysterious, dingy, nearly-empty "hospital," with five mutants and one doctor (Alice Braga). She comes to discover that she is a mutant as well, but doesn't know what her power is, let alone understand it. All the while, everyone in the hospital are slowly…
The best fucking fan film ever made.
Ann Darrow (Naomi Watts) struggles as a vaudeville actress in the depressed streets of 1933 New York. She catches the eye of ambitious up-&-coming film director Carl Denham (Jack Black) after her theater closes, and reluctantly agrees to star in his film. She runs into her favorite writer Jack Driscoll (Adrien Brody) on the ship to the film’s location, which Denham is trying to keep secret. When they arrive they find the island…