Favorite films

  • Caddyshack
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • The Elephant Man
  • The Thing

Recent activity

  • Tilbury


  • Satan Triumphant


  • The Queen of Spades


  • Portrait


Recent reviews

  • Tilbury



    All The Haunts Be Ours Disc Five

    “It’s as if the devil himself is loose in Reykjavik.”

    A dairy imp, a swim nymph, and the 1940 British occupation of Iceland. Ritz Crackers, Tilbury Butter, and Chivas Regal. Dean Stockwell as Wilbur Whateley, Jon Pertwee as Worzel Gummidge, and James McAvoy as Mr. Tumnus. Ken Russell’s The Lair of the White Worm, Peter Jackson’s Braindead, and Claudio Fragasso’s Troll 2.

    Absurd, surreal, and bizarre. This is easily the weirdest film in…

  • Satan Triumphant

    Satan Triumphant


    All The Haunts Be Ours Disc Four

    What About Satan?

    “It was a dark, stormy night.”

    Look, Satan. I don’t care what you sprained nor what the weather is doing. You ain’t comin’ in my house.

    I like how Satan just whips his knee out for the lady like, “Check me out.” Mischievous and deceitful. Chicanerous and deplorable. I also love how the antiques dealer doesn’t so much look like he’s smoking a pipe as playing a small saxophone.


Popular reviews

  • Meet the Feebles

    Meet the Feebles


    I hope no one thinks it odd of me that I enjoy the act of rewatching Peter Jackson's early films much more than his later ones, Lord of the Rings excepted, of course.

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club


    Some characters function like a litmus test. The First Rule of any club should be to beware and avoid anyone who aspires to be:
    Tyler Durden
    Patrick Bateman
    Hulk Hogan
    Any of the cast of Jersey Shore

    There, I think that about covers it. Any I missed?

    EDIT - Yes, add Travis Bickle and Walter White.