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  • The Beach Bum
  • Hereditary
  • Trainspotting
  • Dazed and Confused

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  • Jason and the Argonauts

    ★★★★½

  • Three Colors: Red

    ★★★

  • John Tucker Must Die

    ★★½

  • Happier Than Ever: A Love Letter to Los Angeles

    ★★

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  • Jason and the Argonauts

    Jason and the Argonauts

    ★★★★½

    The Talos statue coming alive was fucking sick. It just chased them and did so much shit that I couldn’t tell how this was made at all. I was fully invested. Then they had like 8 eight headed snake motherfuckers, flying purple bitches, and a very weak skeleton army. This is a good movie.

  • Three Colors: Red

    Three Colors: Red

    ★★★

    They’re both pervs. That’s the story. Nothing more to look into.

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  • Rango

    Rango

    ★★★★★

    Johnathan Broadmor has been caught on multiple occasions putting lizards in his foreskin. The piece of shit, sour cream drinking, shit fuck can go to hell. He’s just a disgusting creature with no regard for human decency. Tango is a good movie though just like the dance it’s named after. The character designs are phenomenal and the animation holds up after the 23 years it’s been out. Rattlesnake Jake with his snake gun tail is pretty fucking snaking.

  • MILF

    MILF

    ★★★

    Okay this movie is the first horny movie of horny month completely told with the female perspective and the first time they haven’t made sex seem so gross and shameful. Just some mature babes tryna get they rocks off with some young lads. Kinda weird how the director gave herself the most sexy scenes and sometimes it seems like we’re just seeing one of her fantasies made into a movie, but plenty of men’s movies are the same thing so…