Porfirio Diaz

Porfirio Diaz

Jus lookin 2 kick it with some cinephiles. I like my flicks like i like my 'za: sizzlin' hot!

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  • Con Air

    Con Air

    Hey Dilly Dilly! I'm back from a *tugs on collar*, we'll say 'brief' hiatus, but today I bring you my review for one of my most recent watches, the 1994 lynchian epic, Con Air. Oh my, and what an amazing dud of a movie this was! The star studded (Or Some Could Even Say Star-BEDAZZLED) cast really entranced us, the viewer, into the psychotic and coked out antics of One Cam'ron Poe (Nic Cage), and his maniacal descent into utter…

  • The Ascent

    The Ascent

    ★★★★★

    Simply WOW!!!! Excellent little motion picture but by golly You Have To Bundle Up To Even Peer @ This Flick With Your Own 2 Peepers! So many postives... I cant even count them on my 2 hands.... (Yknow, THOSE lil things...) Lets Start With #1, as most lists do, with a major exception being countdown lists (Hence The Name, Stupid). The first postive is the Gooey, Creamy, almost, Uhhh.... Im blanking on the word.... (Well THIS is awkward)... you know…

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  • Little Buddha

    Little Buddha

    "ZING!" My eyes dart back and forth as I peer my ocular orbs at this flick. Imagine, You, are a little Boy. This flick was a real Dud! Pros: This movie had lackluster casting. Like Forreal, you couldn't get anyone else but Hanoi Bridget To star in this little dud of yours! like really! Forsooth Bertolucci, Thy Foul Knave... I strike thee down at once with The divine scepter of Thy seven realms. May I pray To thee Old Gods…

  • Radiohead: In Rainbows – From the Basement

    Radiohead: In Rainbows – From the Basement

    Methinks that if Snopp Dawgy-Dawg was alive in 2007 these british boys woulda been flippin patties... No Kapp? #MacMiller