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  • Alien
  • Paddington 2
  • Watership Down
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  • The Green Knight


Recent reviews

  • Come True

    Come True


    A synthwave nightmare inspired equally by Carpenter and Cronenberg (catch the Romero Easter Egg as well), with more modern indie pacing and nightmare sequences. Pleasantly absent of jump scares but still some truly scary moments.

    So it's a shame that it doesn't really seem to know where it wants to go. This movie takes so many opportunities to actively sabotage itself which grows very frustrating very quickly. The ending is a slap in the face, literally a meme that I've…

  • Candyman



    This movie makes two huge mistakes:

    One, it calls itself out. There's a scene where an art critic is dunking on protagonist Anthony (played excellently by the terrific Abdul-Mateen II) that more or less makes fun of the script itself. It's about gentrification and race and the cycle of violence but at this point those are just buzzwords devoid of meaning and actual artistic depth to be explored anymore. It's similar to It Chapter 2 repeatedly dunking on King's inability…

Popular reviews

  • The Forever Purge

    The Forever Purge

    The Purge series: "What if crime was legal one day a year, and then the rest of the year there was no crime?"

    The Forever Purge: "Ok ok ok, and then. What if some people did crime on the days that it was illegal? Wouldn't that be terrible?"


    It's called, "doing crime".

    Congratulations, you just made a crime thriller with extra steps

  • Yes, God, Yes

    Yes, God, Yes


    Everyone knows that Titanic was two VHS tapes, not one.