Will Robinson

Will Robinson

I’ll dish out a five if ya make me happy to be alive.

Favorite films

  • Barry Lyndon
  • The Conformist
  • La Dolce Vita
  • The Mother and the Whore

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  • The Red Shoes

    ★★★★½

  • The Matrix

    ★★★★

  • The Devil, Probably

    ★★★★

  • Pauline at the Beach

    ★★★

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  • The Red Shoes

    The Red Shoes

    ★★★★½

    I haven’t been this disappointed by a film in some time.  The first hour-forty is one of the most astonishing things I’ve seen.  I could bask in that world for another three hours and not tire of it.  In its last act, The Red Shoes takes a sharp turn into melodrama: Its characters become caricatures, its themes comparatively trite and overemphasized, its rhythms bland and predictable.

    Is it “thick” to criticize one of the cinema’s quintessential melodramas by two of its most…

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★

    I watched this with a greasy bucket of KFC in the foreground of my vision which really did an excellent job of setting the stage for me [MINDLESS CONSUMER] to get properly red-pilled (as opposed to contemporary red-pilling, eg. uncovering a comprehensive pro-Hezbollah agenda in ‘Dragon Tales’)


    Anyway… Rest In Peace, Indy Mogul

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