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The Straight Story 1999
Simultaneously the most and the least David Lynch movie you have ever seen. A guy traveling across a few states to see his brother is rather tame and basic compared to Lynch's other projects plots. But then that he is traveling by lawnmower and his brother is played by Harry Dean Stanton and it's like, no one could pull that off besides Mr. Lynch.
I think I am overcritical of Lynch and some of his films, because I just think…
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Dead Again 1991
We're gonna need a private eye/hypnotist to figure out not just what was going on in Kenneth Branagh's head when he made the third act of this movie, but more so when he cheated on Emma Thompson a few years later. Maybe in his next life he will learn, but how you gonna cheat on one of the coolest, most beautiful women alive? Just baffling, and it makes you a little mad watching this movie, because they have such insanely…
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Dune 2021
Wow, I didn’t think anything could make the 1984 version of Dune look worse than it already did, but then Denis Villeneuve said hold my beer. It really is hard to believe that both of those movies were adapted from the same source material. David Lynch and Denis Villeneuve are both highly respected filmmakers to, so you would have to think, that both, not just Villeneuve could make a successful adaptation. Villeneuve has really come on strong in the past…
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The King's Man 2021
Eggsy would be so god damn disappointed. This movie has virtually zero trace of what made the other two Kingsman films special. Those movies felt like they were James Bond/Mission Impossible movies, but if they were like “screw it” and made something totally unique. This movie kind of also says that but takes itself significantly more serious than even the most serious spy movies. Well except for the Rasputin scenes, but the less said about those scenes the better.
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