Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout
  • Walk the Line
  • The Prestige

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  • You're Next

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★

  • Jennifer's Body

    ★★★

  • Dawn of the Dead

    ★★★★

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  • You're Next

    You're Next

    “You’re next”

    It took me almost 4 days of watching this shit show in broken increments to finish it and now I can tell you that it is my least favorite movie ever created

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★

    “Hey Frank. Yeah. There’s a dead dog in here. What? Nothin”

    Spoiler alert for Halloween Ends: they recruit John Wick to pull up and have the ultimate boogey man showdown to crown the undisputed heavyweight boogey man champion of the world

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  • He's All That

    He's All That

    “I just wanna say thank you for this morning. My butt is so sore. Things got messy”

    When Martin Scorsese thinks cinema, he thinks of this

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★½

    “I met this 6 year old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes… the devils eyes. I spent 8 years trying to reach him, and then another 7 trying to keep him locked up. Because I realized what was living behind that boys eyes was purely and simply… evil” 

    Goddamnit Tommy move your ass and unlock that door