shay

20, toronto
i’ve never seen a “movie” in my life

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  • Cyberbully

    Cyberbully

    ½

    Scientists discover miraculous way to Stop Cyber-bullying!

    Scientists have recently discovered a new way to prevent Cyber-Bullying. An extreme complex formula was derived in order to solve this nation wide problem.

    The extremely complex method in action is to turn your computer off. An alternate method currently being tested is to shut your computer down.

    Many scientists have been quoted saying another way to prevent it is to “quit being a little bitch”. It is unknown at this time if this is true.

  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

    ★★★★★

    thinking about how when fairy godmother was pissed off but she still treated the fast food worker nicely and talked to the worker in a calm composed voice when she ordered burgers

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  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★★

    if i lived in a town where everyone looked like a republican i'd wanna leave too

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★★½

    howl made sophie a portal to a valley he knew she'd love and i can't even get a text back