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  • Welcome to Marwen

    Welcome to Marwen


    A film about a man so obsessed with playing with his toys that he loses touch with reality.

    So it’s the Robert Zemeckis story.

    SIDE NOTE: Zemeckis cast his wife as a pornographic actress in this film and I have never felt more uncomortable in my life. 

    I mean... I’m glad that you’re horny for your wife Bob. :)

  • Swallow



    FUN FACT: When I was a kid I swallowed a lego brick. I saw it on the floor and was like, “What if I swallowed that lego?” So I did. And then I went to my mom and was like, “I just swallowed a lego.” 

    And then she called poison control. They told her it would probably be fine. That I didn’t need any medical attention. 

    I do sometimes wonder if that lego brick is still inside me. A long lost vestige of my childhood...

    ...Slowly poisoning me.

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    Artemis Fowl


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    And I’ve always found this to be a disingenuous, if not pretentious thing to say.

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