The Shawshank Redemption

The Shawshank Redemption ★★½

Sorry t'interrupt, right, I've just had a crackin' idea right, s'like a wee practical joke we can play on all the people who are nae watching the show ra nicht right, 'cause we don't really like them dae we noo.

Whit it is r'ye know The Shawshank Redemption? How's about fae noo on we all pretend we've never heard'it. Right, so like one of yer pals'll come up tae ye go like thae, "Wh-woo-look at the rain it's like thae scene from The Shawshank Redemption," an' then ye'wull be like thae, "the wha?".

Right, and then they'll go away aw'ane a their werk mates or summin' like thae an' say, "I've got this frein who's never herd'a The Shawskank Redemption," an' they'll be like tha', "whit's a Shawshank Redemption?".

It'ull freak them oot. Gie it a shot righ' yer never knoo what'ull come froom it, maybe nuttin' but you never knoo it cud throo everythin' aff kilter. Y'know what'a mean. It's an idea anyway, ehm...

Anyway, on wi' thae show, sorry.