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  • The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

    The Hand that Rocks the Cradle


    The quintessential horror movie for middle aged white Mothers.

    The early 90’s were obsessed with crazy women destroying relationships. The movie posters did that “torn photograph” design a lot too. I miss the 90’s.

  • Thor: The Dark World

    Thor: The Dark World


    I’ll never understand the hate this movie gets. It’s on par with a lot of other second tier MCU films that are popular, it fits perfectly fine next to the likes of Ant Man 2, Captain Marvel and Captain America.
    It works best when furthering the development of the Thor/Loki relationship, action is adequate and the acting is good.
    It still falls into the usual Marvel traps of underdeveloped villains and generic storytelling, but that’s the case with a lot of loved MCU flicks, so meh.

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  • The Craft

    The Craft


    A total 90's time capsule, i like the subtle visual effects which build up to a big flashy witch showdown. The girls themselves make a solid group too, there’s chemistry between them with Balk being the standout.
    It’s very much a product of it’s time, but i grew up with this and still really like it all these years later.

  • I Know Who Killed Me

    I Know Who Killed Me


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A chain smoking amputee stripper who has a robot hand and has sex with her bra on finds out she is a twin who gets stigmata.

    That is the actual storyline behind this movie.

    For real.

    I'm not joking.