all christopher nolan knows is [BOOMING BASS] and accidentally writing a gay romance between his male leads

lizzie: [breathes]

darcy @ bingley: how do you politely ask someone you want to play with their hair while they talk for hours

emory cohen is so fucking funny as a murderer (rory culkin with his little beatles haircut at the end was so sweet omg)

the existence of this simply reassures me that my hatred for pasolini is not just valid, but wholly rational.

just when you’re about to lose hope in finding a movie, the pornhub community is the gift that keeps on giving