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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★

    all christopher nolan knows is [BOOMING BASS] and accidentally writing a gay romance between his male leads

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

    lizzie: [breathes]

    darcy @ bingley: how do you politely ask someone you want to play with their hair while they talk for hours

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  • Lords of Chaos

    Lords of Chaos

    ★★★½

    emory cohen is so fucking funny as a murderer (rory culkin with his little beatles haircut at the end was so sweet omg)

  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    ½

    the existence of this simply reassures me that my hatred for pasolini is not just valid, but wholly rational.

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  • Let It Be

    Let It Be

    ★★★½

    just when you’re about to lose hope in finding a movie, the pornhub community is the gift that keeps on giving

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    ½

    the insane amount of historical inaccuracies and blatant lack of empathy for freddie’s entire character is enough to make me want to snap brian and roger’s necks for even daring to green lit this absolute shit show of a “movie”; as a bisexual fan of queen I felt sick to my stomach about the tarnishing of freddie’s legacy, and the extremely bizarre timeline errors made me want to rip my hair out so badly I had to pause it a…