• Little Dieter Needs to Fly

    Little Dieter Needs to Fly

    ★★★★

    Herzog wonders how Dieter is able to cope with the tortures he survived, but I believe there’s a goodness within us capable of outlasting the terrible things the world does to our souls. maybe that’s what God is.

    I don’t know, and I guess I never will.

  • Bad Boys II

    Bad Boys II

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

  • House

    House

    ★★★★

    hey, are you a banana? cause you’re pretty a-peal-ling :D

  • Punisher: War Zone

    Punisher: War Zone

    ★★★★

    there aren’t enough seinfeld/punisher crossovers

  • Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

    Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

    ★★★★

    ITS KNOCKING AT THE DOOR ITS KNOCKIN AT THE DOOOOOR

  • The Banana Splits Movie

    The Banana Splits Movie

    ★★

    why are people making FNAF knock-offs years after everyone stopped giving a shit lmao

  • X2

    X2

    ★★★

    colossus is the dopest motherfucker in this movie and he has less than a minute of screentime

  • Black Sunday

    Black Sunday

    ★★★

    imagine 9/11 but it was just the goodyear blimp bumping into the twin towers

  • Commando

    Commando

    ★★★★★

    FLAWLESS

  • Foodfight!

    Foodfight!

    I don’t like how the Nazis in this shorten iconic to ike

    I spent the entire movie legitimately thinking they were saying something else 😔

  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

    if you played a drinking game where you took a shot for every racist moment in this, you would actually die fifteen minutes in

  • The Boys from Brazil

    The Boys from Brazil

    ★★★★

    imagine making this movie only to find out later what actually happened to mengele