• Titane

    Titane

    "I propose a new archetype, one I have never heard before: the figure of Electra Rex, who kills both mother and father and has sex with her/itself"
    -ARCA

  • Carrie

    Carrie

    ★★★★

    This is literally so much better then the original bit absolutely no one is ready for that conversation.
    I kinda hate the editing on this version but the script is so much better, The story and characters are so much more flashed out.
    The one thing I think the original has over this is that the prom scene is so much stronger and more memorable and that's probably why everyone remember it so fondly., this and the ending ti this…

  • Annette

    Annette

    A hard watch for sure. I actually would love to see more films are that comfortable being this weird and creative, but unfortunately not this one.
    I really dislike this cold, purposefully unpleasant tone., the universe this story exists in is simply too cynical and elien for me to relate to it.
    I don't understand why this supremely unfunny comedian and this opera singer are such a hot shot show biz couple, they also sing a whole song about how…

  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

    Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

    ★★★★½

    5 minutes into this I was thinking that I'm really gonna not like this at all but somehow I ended up crying like alot

  • Nutcracker

    Nutcracker

    rat QUEEN snatching crowns!! Serving MAGICAL THREE HEADED cunty REALNESS for the godS Mama!!!!

  • Porco Rosso

    Porco Rosso

    ★★★

    This is a weird one and maybe it needs to grow on me.
    The plot is slow but also somehow hard to follow, but it has some beautiful animation moments.
    Nothing is really set up or paid off, magic is apparently a thing in this universe but nothing magic related ever happens. Not saying I needed this to be some grand adventure but at the end I feel like what I'm left with is a movie that is cute and…

  • Friday the 13th Part 2

    Friday the 13th Part 2

    ★★½

    Took me a while to get into this but it ended up being kinda decent.
    Lots of stupid writing but also some fun scary stuff.
    It's alright

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    ★★★★½

    Wig tbh

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    This is gonna be Avangers: Endgame for hipsters my pussy is so ready

  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    I get and appreciate the cultural context but this is Attack of the Clones levels of boring to me

  • Hazbin Hotel

    Hazbin Hotel

    ★★

    If this was a full on series it would just be Ruby Gloom with cussing

  • Fear Street: 1978

    Fear Street: 1978

    ★★

    Dammit I wanted to like this SO MUCH! For like the first 30 minutes I really did like it alot more then the first one, the whole summer camp vibe it has going for it I actually really like and the characters are way more engaging generally. I even liked some of the ending with Nick lying about what happened, that was pretty cool. But the writing is just so clumsy I kept thinking about how NO ONE TALKS LIKE…