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  • Dory Finding

    Dory Finding

    ★★½

    What a shitty fucking title.

  • Dory's Reef Cam

    Dory's Reef Cam

    ★★

    It's a good idea to have some ambience in the background as you sleep or relax after a hard day, but this seems like the kind of thing that should be free on YouTube.

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  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    I have lost all faith in humanity. Ant-Man and The Wasp decimated my enjoyment for most superhero movies, so the fact that Reed is back directing, leaves me with nothing but annoyance.

    Edit: In retrospect, this is arrogant and douchey. I apologize for being so pompous. Also, Reed won back my respect after I saw his work on The Mandalorian.

  • Mulan

    Mulan

    Quit rating this movie half a star before it even comes out, you cocksuckers.