I swear, if I have to look at a close-up of Patrick's constipated apathy one more time I'm gonna skewer his skull with an apple corer.

Much better than Jurassic World

The cinematic equivalent of an injection needle that looks clean but actually there's hepatitis on it.

Ah! I remember this had a great theme song with some dazzling hill frolicking committed by the titular character. Then it quickly devolved into a laborious trudge in fifty shades of brown sludge.