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  • There Will Be Blood
  • Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
  • Annihilation
  • Carol

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  • The Matrix Revolutions

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★½

  • The Chair

    ★★★½

  • Bound

    ★★★★

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  • Water Lilies

    Water Lilies

    There was a lot I liked about this movie and a few things I didn’t, but unfortunately the entire time I watched it I could only think about two things:


    1. An amazon review of this film by a man named Casan that read simply, “Nice to watch over and over. The bodies are sensual, as are emotions.” This movie almost entirely features underage girls, often changing in and out of bathing suits with a lot of emphasis on their…

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★★

    Trinity in those black pleather pants is The One.


    Edit: I wrote that part at the start of the movie (it opens with an incredible shot of Trinity’s ass) but now that it’s over HOLY SHIT this movie rules so hard!! I hadn’t seen it since I was a kid and I didn’t appreciate it at the time! I don’t even like action movies and this is the greatest movie ever made!!! 


    It’s so fucking campy and silly, it doesn’t…