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Muscle 1989
ryuzaki has a point, in that i would also beat a guy with a stick if he broke a pasolini VHS tape i'd spent a long time trying to get
(it's a travesty that a remaster of this will have a negligible chance of ever coming through - too many pretty compositions here to languish in vhsrip quality)
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Salome's Last Dance 1988
gives the play all the gilded areolae, pantomimed fisting, ken russell self-inserts (as photographer and pornographer), fart jokes, and female penises it needs. some of the antisemitic elements in the production elicited discomfort, but i imagine they are true to the play—and definitely to the time—since this adaptation is largely verbatim.
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The Stunt Double 2020
fuck damien chazelle for plagiarising my cinematic manifesto "DOGME 19" and using it for capitalistic purposes
THE NEW CINEMATIC MOVEMENT
DOGME 19
BROUGHT INTO EXISTENCE BY CHRISTIETHE ERA OF CAPITALIST CINEMA IS DEAD, SOON THESE TWELVE NEW RULES WILL ARISE TO ENSURE A REVOLUTIONARY CINEMA.
1. THE CAMERA MUST NOT MOVE AT ANY POINT
2. ALL MUSIC MUST BE COPYRIGHTED MUSIC USED WITHOUT PROPER LEGAL RIGHTS
3. THE FIRST LINE OF THE FILM MUST BE QUIETLY REPEATED ON LOOP…