Big swiiiiing and a miss.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Okay, now that I've seen it, I'm gonna do my due diligence and read some smart folks talkin' about what they liked about this... I'm not so dumb that I didn't get at least some of the social commentary on offer, but when it's presented in a horror movie and the horror movie is this bad at being a horror movie... and yet is apparently much loved? I'm baffled.
Like, to pick a particularly egregious example, THERE ARE A PAIR…