xavier

the film satisfied the cinephile in me and the homo

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    The Haunting of Hill House

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    do you ever make an emotionally compelling, frightening and nuanced horror series just to flex on ryan murphy

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    every time the aspect ratio changed to widescreen, my ass opened at the same time