That's it --- I am 100% addicted to made-for-TV horror movies. I even just bought this book. They're so fun! I love how instead of graphic violence and gore they have to rely on creative suggestion and dread (this sucker is TV-14). I love they have breaks for commercials WITH NO COMMERCIALS. And it's telling that I got literal goosebumps when I saw Shawnee Smith's name in the opening credits of this (she's a horror movie VIP). And little Candace…
Starring Asbestos Felt in the lead role??? “OH GREAT - pork chops. I hate pork chops!”
Tom “Laughin’ Boy” Russo looks like a hobo and works at the airport. And he is a big ol’ cuckold! His wife is cheating on him all over the place, with his best friend, the electrician, the TV repair man, the Cali-beach dude lawn guy...you name it. But the only evidence Tom has is written down in his wife’s notebook. He never actually sees…
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🎃 31 Days of Halloween 2020 (16/31) 🎃
Stuart from MADtv!!
Remember when Anthony Michael Hall was young and skinny?
Anthony Michael Hall is going to murder you with a baseball bat.
Everyone remember Michael Myers is 61 in this movie. #silverfox
Hell yeah siq Halloween 3 references.
The escaped mental patient “mob after the bad guy” sub plot was a bit on the nose. We get it — mob rules; fake news; getting riled up; misdirected anger. That said…
🎃 31 Days of Halloween 2020 (15/31) 🎃
Does this vampire lady EVER wear pants?
The main vampire is interesting; she can lay out in the sun!
Her walking through the mist wearing nothing but a cape and a belt - whoa.
I'll never look at bed posts the same way.
OK we get it, vampires are dirty perverts!
Real talk: My friend Chris shared with me a great story of how in 2009 this was screened by Fantastic Fest…
Grimey lil’ 80s stripper murder mystery movie directed by the lady who later did Poison Ivy w/ Drew Barrymore!
In order to stop a serial killer, female cop Cody goes UNDERCOVER UNCOVERED at the Rock Bottom strip club. Ridiculous set-up yes I know. The main male lead looks like George Michael in the 80s. There is also a creepy guy in this that looks like Jeffrey Combs.
I am not complaining, but there are ENDLESS strip dance scenes with tons…