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  • RoboCop
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
  • To Live and Die in L.A.
  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

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  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

  • Female Vampire

    ★★★★

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

  • Lamb

    ★★½

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  • I Saw What You Did

    I Saw What You Did

    ★★★

    That's it --- I am 100% addicted to made-for-TV horror movies. I even just bought this book. They're so fun! I love how instead of graphic violence and gore they have to rely on creative suggestion and dread (this sucker is TV-14). I love they have breaks for commercials WITH NO COMMERCIALS. And it's telling that I got literal goosebumps when I saw Shawnee Smith's name in the opening credits of this (she's a horror movie VIP). And little Candace…

  • Killing Spree

    Killing Spree

    ★★★★

    Starring Asbestos Felt in the lead role??? “OH GREAT - pork chops. I hate pork chops!”

    Tom “Laughin’ Boy” Russo looks like a hobo and works at the airport. And he is a big ol’ cuckold! His wife is cheating on him all over the place, with his best friend, the electrician, the TV repair man, the Cali-beach dude lawn guy...you name it. But the only evidence Tom has is written down in his wife’s notebook. He never actually sees

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    🎃 31 Days of Halloween 2020 (16/31) 🎃

    Stuart from MADtv!!

    Remember when Anthony Michael Hall was young and skinny?

    Anthony Michael Hall is going to murder you with a baseball bat.

    Everyone remember Michael Myers is 61 in this movie. #silverfox

    Hell yeah siq Halloween 3 references.

    The escaped mental patient “mob after the bad guy” sub plot was a bit on the nose. We get it — mob rules; fake news; getting riled up; misdirected anger. That said…

  • Female Vampire

    Female Vampire

    ★★★★

    🎃 31 Days of Halloween 2020 (15/31) 🎃

    Does this vampire lady EVER wear pants?

    The main vampire is interesting; she can lay out in the sun!

    Her walking through the mist wearing nothing but a cape and a belt - whoa.

    I'll never look at bed posts the same way.

    OK we get it, vampires are dirty perverts!

    Real talk: My friend Chris shared with me a great story of how in 2009 this was screened by Fantastic Fest…

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  • The Long Goodbye

    The Long Goodbye

    ★★★★★

    FINALLY! This has been on my radar for YEARS! YESSS. Gould forever. Altman for lyfe.

    "COURRY'S BRAND CAT FOOD."

    Arnold Schwarzenegger's skinny mustache.

    BALLS.

  • Stripped to Kill

    Stripped to Kill

    ★★★½

    Grimey lil’ 80s stripper murder mystery movie directed by the lady who later did Poison Ivy w/ Drew Barrymore!

    In order to stop a serial killer, female cop Cody goes UNDERCOVER UNCOVERED at the Rock Bottom strip club. Ridiculous set-up yes I know. The main male lead looks like George Michael in the 80s. There is also a creepy guy in this that looks like Jeffrey Combs.

    I am not complaining, but there are ENDLESS strip dance scenes with tons…