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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Like listening to a death rattle for 142 minutes. Not just for Star Wars, but for the modern media ecology. I set my bar as far down as it could possibly be, and I was still completely and utterly shocked by what I was forced to endure.

    Watching this movie is the equivalent of finally looking down at the track marks left by a lifetime spent in the heroin den of nostalgia.

  • The Brown Bunny

    The Brown Bunny

    ★★★★★

    The Brown Bunny is the hypnosis of life's great disappointments put on screen.