Army of the Dead

Army of the Dead ★★½

I’ve never seen 2001: A Space Odyssey.
I’ve never seen any films by Bergman, Fellini, or Varda. 
But, I have now seen Zack Snyder’s Army of the Dead twice in the span of 3 days. 
Why? I don’t know, poor life choices? 
The only thing I can think of to improve the movie, and hear me out, is to replace every actor with Tig Notaro. Every member of the team is Tig. Every single zombie is now Tig.
The zombie tiger? Tig! This shit writes itself people.
Can you picture it? Incredible right?

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