The Old Guard ★★½

I feel so bad for saying this, but this was very mid. The script was really bad, and it didn’t give any personality to the characters. The actors came off as stiff because of it which is even worse 😩. Not going to lie, after an hour, I just started fast forwarding to the good parts. 


I just think it would’ve been an interesting movie if they focused on Nicky/Joe’s history of repeatedly killing each other. There’s so much more to work with there.


And the music choices....It wasn’t necessary. No it was not.

I’m glad I got to put my two years of italian to use though.

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